classy

just flew in to MCO from CMH... one of the passengers was wearing a NASCAR SCRUNCHIE. i am 100% serious.

manly man...

so i'm doing drink service like normal and notice this big, tall black guy. i remember him boarding the plane & thinking he looked like a linebacker. he is watching a dvd on his computer. Confessions of a Shopaholic the movie....

you know youre a flight attendant when...

01/24.

- i am currently wearing bathing suit bottoms because i forgot to pack underwear (you know youre a flight attendant when)



- out of habit, i just stole 2 plastic forks and a spoon from the fast food place on E concourse (you know youre a flight atendant when)

02/08

- I am currently carring in my purse 4 magazines (found on plane), a book, and a day old copy of USA Today (given to me by passenger) (you know you're a flight attendant when)

im backkkk

im back. its been almost 4 months since my last post. please accept my apology!

Obviously a lot has happened in 4 months, but I will not dwell on the past. This is simply a promise that I will be a little more dedicated to the blog.

more to come. promise.

mama said knock you out

On my flight to Kansas City last week we had an entire UFC ultimate cage fighting team.

These boys were not a joke. They were all humongous and burley and muscely. One had a full black eye and another was missing part of his ear... Mike Tyson?

I would DARE a terrorist to try something. It would be a terrorist's worst nightmare. I've never felt safter on a flight... well, except for the flight with 50 nuns!

fun times with ground delays

so we'resitting at the jetbridge waiting to head to the runway to take off to go to Denver. pilots get a call that there's a ground stop due to weather. at least 45 min. joy.

so im bored to death and am trying to make the pax happy so i bring around a tray of waters to offer to people.

i pass this kid and he's sitting next to a big yellow bag thats in the shape of a baby kyak. we're going to Denver so i assume its some sort of hiking equipment. i casually ask him whats in the case... little did i know i was opening pandora's box.

so he lights up and gets really excited. he opens it up and pulls out a beautiful violin. i clapped and went "oooohhhh, its gorgeous!" i then started to continue up the aisle and i hear it. da duh da duh da duh da duh da duhhhh" pink panther theme. he's bopping behind me playing pink panther on his violin.

it was kind of cute, for about 8 seconds. cute until he proceed to follow me up to the galley. he played pink pather for literally 10 minutes straight up and down the aisle.

maybe he was flirting. maybe he was showing off. maybe he just really liked pink panther.

you never know what will happen during a ground stop...

layover in lauderdale

so i am early for my flight to baltimore and i am in ft. lauderdale chillin on E councourse.

i am currently sitting next to a lady blaring spanish ballads from her laptop while watching the lyrics scroll across the screen (youtube style) and is loudly singing along. "nuevo contigooooo"

hilarious.